{"product_id":"black-belt-dad-certificate","title":"Black Belt DAD Certificate","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"dwjuqd\" data-start=\"117\" data-end=\"157\"\u003eMaster Ken Black Belt Dad Certificate\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"303\"\u003eFor the dad who has mastered the ancient art of fatherhood, garage standing, random screw collecting, and forecasting weather through knee pain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"305\" data-end=\"618\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"350\"\u003eMaster Ken Black Belt Dad Certificate\u003c\/strong\u003e is the ultimate honorary award for any dad who has demonstrated elite-level dad skills and questionable home-improvement confidence. Signed by Master Ken himself, this custom certificate officially promotes the recipient to the prestigious rank of \u003cstrong data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"617\"\u003eBlack Belt Dad\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"760\"\u003ePerfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, gag gifts, dojo dads, martial arts dads, and any father who has ever said, “Hold the flashlight still.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1o2c85r\" data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"781\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11783l9\" data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"837\"\u003eOfficial-style \u003cstrong data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"830\"\u003eBlack Belt Dad Certificate\u003c\/strong\u003e design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18z5za8\" data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"889\"\u003eFeatures Master Ken in full Ameri-Do-Te intensity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"s2545l\" data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"945\"\u003eIncludes a blank name field so you can personalize it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"te42y5\" data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eFatherhood disciplines include:\n\u003cul data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"s3djr9\" data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1010\"\u003eGarage Standing \u0026amp; Thinking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7c7rab\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1041\"\u003eCreating Complex Solutions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11hxw6w\" data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003eDetecting Lights Left On\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yzti1y\" data-start=\"1073\" data-end=\"1099\"\u003eRandom Screws Collection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"y8drbh\" data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eWeather Prediction by Knee Pain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2f28e9\" data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1212\"\u003eGreat for framing, gifting, or presenting in a highly unnecessary ceremony\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"9bfs5a\" data-start=\"1213\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eA perfect gift for Master Ken fans, martial arts dads, and dangerously qualified fathers everywhere\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"shs8lc\" data-start=\"1316\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003eSuggested Use\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1492\"\u003ePresent this certificate to the dad in your life once he has successfully completed at least 45 minutes of standing in the garage with no specific objective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1494\" data-end=\"1587\"\u003eFor best results, award while maintaining eye contact and addressing him as “Black Belt Dad.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Master Ken's Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55725263814729,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0026\/9133\/4195\/files\/MK_BlackBeltDad_WebCert01.png?v=1780939183","url":"https:\/\/www.enterthedojoshow.com\/products\/black-belt-dad-certificate","provider":"Master Ken's Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}