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The vintage-style artwork gives it the feel of a well-earned piece of field gear that’s been through years of questionable tactical decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on the trusted \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGildan G800 DryBlend 50\/50\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, this shirt combines the softness of cotton with the durability and moisture-wicking performance of polyester, making it equally at home on the training mat, at the range, in the gym, or explaining to confused strangers why groin stomping is a constitutional right.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt with a classic fit, reinforced stitching, and a seamless collar, it’s designed to hold its shape long after lesser shirts have tapped out.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003ePremium \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGildan G800 DryBlend 50\/50\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e50% cotton \/ 50% polyester for softness and durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMoisture-wicking fabric helps keep you cool and comfortable\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic unisex fit that’s comfortable without feeling oversized\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeamless collar for a cleaner look and improved comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTaped neck and shoulders for added durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDouble-needle stitched sleeves and hem to withstand repeated wear\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHigh-quality DTF print with crisp vintage detail\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMartial artists\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaster Ken fans\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEveryday training\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRange days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBarbecues\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePatriotically questionable government work\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyone who believes the best defense is a well-timed groin stomp\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not iron directly over the printed design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Wearing this shirt may result in strangers asking where the Department of Groin Stomping is located. 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