{"product_id":"groinfather-movie-parody-t-shirt","title":"GroinFather Movie Parody T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eTHE GROINFATHER\u003cbr\u003e“I’ll give them a stomping they can’t refuse.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are fathers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are martial arts instructors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd then there’s Master Ken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing Master Ken in his most powerful role yet, The GroinFather combines two things every family needs: strong leadership and proper groin defense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re a dad, martial artist, movie fan, or simply someone who appreciates timeless wisdom delivered with complete confidence, this shirt belongs in your collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause when life gets difficult, remember the lesson Master Ken has taught for years:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStay calm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProtect your family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRestomp the groin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDETAILS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Premium Gildan Softstyle® G640 tee\u003cbr\u003e• Soft ringspun cotton for exceptional comfort\u003cbr\u003e• Modern retail fit with a clean, athletic look\u003cbr\u003e• Lightweight and breathable for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e• Double-needle stitching for durability\u003cbr\u003e• Professionally printed for long-lasting color and detail\u003cbr\u003e• Unisex sizing\u003cbr\u003e• Designed by Master Ken and the Enter the Dojo team\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in TriBlend for an additional $5.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWARNING\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWearing this shirt may result in:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Increased confidence\u003cbr\u003e• Unsolicited martial arts advice\u003cbr\u003e• Enhanced dad energy\u003cbr\u003e• Quoting Master Ken at inappropriate times\u003cbr\u003e• The urge to solve problems with a groin stomp\u003cbr\u003e• Friends asking where you got your shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrder by June 10 to receive in time for Father's Day (June 21).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMASTER KEN’S SHIRT SURVIVAL GUIDE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo maintain peak combat effectiveness:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🥋 Wash cold\u003cbr\u003e🥋 Wash inside out\u003cbr\u003e🥋 Tumble dry low or hang dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFailure to follow these instructions may result in fading, cracking, and a severe reduction in shirt-based self-defense capabilities over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRO TIP:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your shirt needs ironing, turn it inside out first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf ironing directly over the design, place parchment paper between the iron and the artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExcessive heat may cause the artwork to become shiny, distorted, or otherwise less intimidating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/em\u003eTodd has been briefed on proper shirt maintenance. 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