• You Have Surrendered

  • Thank you for surrendering to the power of Ameri-Do-Te!*

    Soon, you will be able to do this-

    *Of course, you may be here because you  are trying to help that Whole Foods Clerk get a better job so he can stay out after dark without being grumpy. Thank you for that also.


In anticipation of moving to a new online store, we have sold out of all products. Less stuff to carry over. New store coming soon! Dismiss

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