Dept. Of Groin Stomping 50/50 Blend T-Shirt

Officially authorized by absolutely no government agency… but highly respected by practitioners of Ameri-Do-Te everywhere.

Featuring the Department of Groin Stomping seal, this shirt looks like something pulled from a top-secret self-defense agency dedicated to protecting freedom one stomp at a time. The vintage-style artwork gives it the feel of a well-earned piece of field gear that’s been through years of questionable tactical decisions.

Printed on the trusted Gildan G800 DryBlend 50/50, this shirt combines the softness of cotton with the durability and moisture-wicking performance of polyester, making it equally at home on the training mat, at the range, in the gym, or explaining to confused strangers why groin stomping is a constitutional right.

Built with a classic fit, reinforced stitching, and a seamless collar, it’s designed to hold its shape long after lesser shirts have tapped out.

Product Features

• Premium Gildan G800 DryBlend 50/50
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester for softness and durability
• Moisture-wicking fabric helps keep you cool and comfortable
• Classic unisex fit that’s comfortable without feeling oversized
• Seamless collar for a cleaner look and improved comfort
• Taped neck and shoulders for added durability
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and hem to withstand repeated wear
• High-quality DTF print with crisp vintage detail

Perfect For

• Martial artists
• Master Ken fans
• Everyday training
• Range days
• Barbecues
• Patriotically questionable government work
• Anyone who believes the best defense is a well-timed groin stomp

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly over the printed design

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in strangers asking where the Department of Groin Stomping is located. The correct answer is “it’s classified…but Always Restomp the Groin.”