MY KIDS WATCH MASTER KEN… IT’S CALLED GOOD PARENTING™ LIMITED RELEASE

You grew up watching Master Ken.

Now your kids are growing up watching Master Ken.

Some call it questionable parenting.

We call it tradition.

This design is part of Master Ken’s first-ever limited edition Father’s Day collection and celebrates a simple truth: every generation deserves access to world-class groin defense instruction.

Whether you’re introducing your kids to Master Ken for the first time or continuing a family legacy of questionable decision-making and martial arts satire, this shirt was made for you.

Only 150 shirts will ever be produced.

Every shirt includes a numbered Master Ken Limited Release mark, making this a true collector’s item for fans who have been there through the punches, the groin stomps, and the life lessons.

Perfect for dads, martial artists, and anyone whose children know more about Ameri-Do-Te than they probably should.

50/50 Blend or Triblend available. $5 to upgrade to Triblend. Details below.

50/50 Blend:

• Premium Gildan DryBlend® 50/50 shirt
• 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
• Moisture-wicking fabric helps keep you cool and comfortable
• Soft everyday feel with long-lasting durability
• Classic unisex fit
• Professionally printed for long-lasting wear
• Individually numbered limited release
• Designed by Master Ken and the Enter the Dojo team

Triblend (add $5):

• Premium Bella + Canvas Triblend shirt
• Exceptionally soft and lightweight feel
• Comfortable everyday fit
• Professionally printed for long-lasting wear
• Unisex sizing
• Individually numbered limited release
• Designed by Master Ken and the Enter the Dojo team

~ WARNING ~

Wearing this shirt may result in:

• Your children quoting Master Ken in public
• Increased dad confidence
• Being asked to demonstrate a groin stomp
• Excessive storytelling about “the early YouTube days”
• The belief that this is, in fact, "good parenting"

Once this release sells out, it will never be reprinted.

No second run. No mercy. Only Restomps.