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You’re not just a fan anymore. You’re part of the Family.
Congratulations. You’ve been officially made.
Your Official GroinFather Family Membership Card is a wallet-sized, laminated credential proving your allegiance to Master Ken, The GroinFather, and the most dangerous martial arts family in America.
Flip it over to review the privileges that come with membership:
- Stomp the Groin, Take the Cannoli
- Protection from Rival Martial Arts Families
- Groin Protection… Within Reason
- Fredo-Level Betrayal Protection
- Horse head not included.
THE DETAILS
Laminated • Wallet-Sized • Officially “Made”
Featuring the GroinFather Family tiger crest, Master Ken’s insignia, official red foot seal, and your Member Since: 2026 status.
Keep it in your wallet. Flash it when necessary. And remember:
Never go against the Family.
Always Restomp the Groin.
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You’re not just a fan anymore. You’re part of the Family.
Congratulations. You’ve been officially made.
Your Official GroinFather Family Membership Card is a wallet-sized, laminated credential proving your allegiance to Master Ken, The GroinFather, and the most dangerous martial arts family in America.
Flip it over to review the privileges that come with membership:
- Stomp the Groin, Take the Cannoli
- Protection from Rival Martial Arts Families
- Groin Protection… Within Reason
- Fredo-Level Betrayal Protection
- Horse head not included.
THE DETAILS
Laminated • Wallet-Sized • Officially “Made”
Featuring the GroinFather Family tiger crest, Master Ken’s insignia, official red foot seal, and your Member Since: 2026 status.
Keep it in your wallet. Flash it when necessary. And remember:
Never go against the Family.
Always Restomp the Groin.
Shipping
| Shipping | This item ships to |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 1 business day. |
