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Officially authorized by absolutely no government agency… but highly respected by practitioners of Ameri-Do-Te everywhere.
Featuring the Department of Groin Stomping seal, this shirt looks like something pulled from a top-secret self-defense agency dedicated to protecting freedom one stomp at a time. The vintage-style artwork gives it the feel of a well-earned piece of field gear that’s been through years of questionable tactical decisions.
Printed on the trusted Gildan G800 DryBlend 50/50, this shirt combines the softness of cotton with the durability and moisture-wicking performance of polyester, making it equally at home on the training mat, at the range, in the gym, or explaining to confused strangers why groin stomping is a constitutional right.
Built with a classic fit, reinforced stitching, and a seamless collar, it’s designed to hold its shape long after lesser shirts have tapped out.
Product Features:
- Gildan Softstyle Tee
- 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton for softness and durability
- Pre-shrunk for reliable post-wash sizing
- delivers a noticeable improvement in softness over standard Gildan cotton build and side-seam retail fit
Perfect For:
- Martial artists
- Master Ken fans
- Everyday training
- Range days
- Barbecues
- Patriotically questionable government work
- Anyone who believes the best defense is a well-timed groin stomp
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in strangers asking where the Department of Groin Stomping is located. The correct answer is “it’s classified…but Always Restomp the Groin.”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
| Shipping | This item ships to |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 1 business day. |
Description
Officially authorized by absolutely no government agency… but highly respected by practitioners of Ameri-Do-Te everywhere.
Featuring the Department of Groin Stomping seal, this shirt looks like something pulled from a top-secret self-defense agency dedicated to protecting freedom one stomp at a time. The vintage-style artwork gives it the feel of a well-earned piece of field gear that’s been through years of questionable tactical decisions.
Printed on the trusted Gildan G800 DryBlend 50/50, this shirt combines the softness of cotton with the durability and moisture-wicking performance of polyester, making it equally at home on the training mat, at the range, in the gym, or explaining to confused strangers why groin stomping is a constitutional right.
Built with a classic fit, reinforced stitching, and a seamless collar, it’s designed to hold its shape long after lesser shirts have tapped out.
Product Features:
- Gildan Softstyle Tee
- 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton for softness and durability
- Pre-shrunk for reliable post-wash sizing
- delivers a noticeable improvement in softness over standard Gildan cotton build and side-seam retail fit
Perfect For:
- Martial artists
- Master Ken fans
- Everyday training
- Range days
- Barbecues
- Patriotically questionable government work
- Anyone who believes the best defense is a well-timed groin stomp
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly over the printed design
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in strangers asking where the Department of Groin Stomping is located. The correct answer is “it’s classified…but Always Restomp the Groin.”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Shipping
| Shipping | This item ships to |
| Delivery | Estimated between and . Will usually ship within 1 business day. |
